In your eyes and ears
In your smiles and fears
The way you walk step by step
The way children run and leap
Each strand of colorful hair
Each person who has ever cared
Dreams of love and success
Every little silly mess
Tiny little threads
The water we drink and tread
Our skin all so different
Those who never believed I cant
The sky with clouds and rainbows
Each plant and how each one grows
The lines we stand in with friends
Strangers and all our kins
Every little child's smile and giggle
That make us in happiness wiggle
The beauty of God is everywhere
All over you and me
On every little object we see
All that will ever be
Is purely Gods beauty.
Tm 2-16-09
What is this
What can this be
A day of nothingness
I feel so utterly free
Dogs sleeping in their laziness
Children playing their games
I could do so many things
Read a book or draw in my sketch book
Take a long bath and relax
To look around I see so many more things
The things I need to catch up on
Laundry, Dishes, my calender or the photo albums
So much life to live
Very little time to give
Try not to let life stress me
I think I will ignore the obvious
Sit here and watch the kids
Soon enough them I will miss
Dishes can be loaded later
Laundry will eventually get done
I can soak another time
Its moments like this that are so nice
Time for nothingness
Enjoying life, family and more
Tomorrow will be a busy day
Filled with running and work
These lazy days are so few
I'll take all I can get
Just the day for fun
Tm 2-16-09
I love to make list - here is one -
Why we should go outside more:
Tm-2/09
- To get away from TV ( good release when they cancel your favorite show or show the same rerun 3 times in a row)
- To get away from the computer ( really nice when you lag while PKing
and lose everything) - To get away from email (Great when that chain letter freezes your computer up and tells you to send to 7 ppl in 7 minutes)
- Get away from the phone - ( good excuse for avoiding people you don't want to talk to)
- Fresh air (I smoke and I enjoy polluting the FRESH air)
- Nature - all of the flowers (we can pick and trash we can drop as we go along).
- Animals the cute little bugs (we can walk all over and the ants that climb on us).
- The sunshine- (Don't forget to put on your chemicals to stop the sun from touching you)
- The breezes rustling the leaves and blowing the flowers. ( spreading my smoke to your yard)
- The neighbors yard ( the place we sling dog poo and throw our extra trash)
- The neighbors (if you stand in that certain place you can see through their house, and get decorating ideas for your home)
- Exercise ( something you tell the kids to do, often watch the neighbors do and make list to do)
- Trees a nice place to sit and read ( or nap and collect the ants that crawl on you and maybe get some bird poo)
- Streams and creeks- great place to sit and reflect ( on why your not exercising and who threw all the trash in the water)
- Washing the car ( this is good for making rain and birds come)
- The night sky (very nice for lovers, stalkers and thieves)
- Walk your dogs (This dog poo out of YOUR yard)
- Walk the kids ( makes you tired and them hyper)
- Take a nice walk ( YES this counts as exercise)
- Get creative - paint and draw ( I count this as exercise also because you have to take everything out there first and chase the stuff that blows away)
- Plant flowers (The dogs/kids get confused when you dig then yell at them for doing the same)
- Yard work (someone has to do it, compete with the neighbors)
- To Save yourself / family ( when the house is on fire)
LOL- No not a very serious list I hope you enjoyed :)
Old jokes ~~~That I like:
Computer Business (G)
Joke Submitted By: Anonymous
Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:
"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." _________________________________________________________
Computers - Male or Female? (?)
Joke Submitted By: Anonymous
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!").
Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males)announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
However, another group of computer scientists (all female)think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
Thank you for read as always I appreciate your time
Tm
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