Why??

Just a few silly whys some I know the answer to others ~~~ are just entertaining.

:)


Why is it that the Earth seems to speed up its turning after your 4th shot of tequila?

Why is the guy in the other car always the one driving bad?

Why is it we answer our cell phones while driving - then talk about others doing the same?

Why don't critics ever take a stand on anything?

Why are we always complaining? - too cold- too hot...

Why is it that kids asking the three million why ?'s bug us?

Why do the dogs want to get up early on our sleep in day?

Why can't we simply say why to that friend that seems to have gone off the deep end?

Or is dating the weirdest person you've ever seen?

Why can't we mind our own business?

Why do we have to look at the TV when the Emergency response system alarm goes off?

Why do they interview the lady in the house coat or the guy missing 3 teeth when some thing happens?

Why do we complain about gas prices but not about the length of time waiting in star bucks drive Thur?

Why are we still buying gas guzzlers?

Why do our children always forget they have a note, until bedtime?

Why do we allow our kids to grow up so fast?

Why do all arguments about Gods existence have the words " you have no proof?

Why haven't the intelligent aliens contacted us yet?-- are we too slow for them?

Why do you have to be a cat or dog person why not both??

Why do I have to be anything I do not want to be?

Why are the werewolves always in movies with vampires?

Why does the new person on the show always die?

Why do I think of so many WHY ?'s ?

Why do I have to join Reunion.com- They did not talk to me in high school... why now?

Why do Americans let the We The People act like We the Corporations?

Why are we drawn to stories like the lady that had 8 babies?

Why MR. ANDERSON.. WHY? :) < class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">lol

A note for the night people like mee :)

Insomnia from me to ya

Everything is finally quite
No where to go
I've done all the task I had to
The others til tomorrw wait

Everything outside is dark
No one is stirring about
This is my time
Sitting here so very late

I have to work in the morning
I'll have to sleep sometime
Here I am on my blog
Maybe it is fate

I like to sit and think
Write and chat online
I enjoy playing rs
It like having a clean slate
Tm 2-09


A thought or 2 from me..

** Driving Issues- Why is it, when someone is tailgating you, they seem to get mad when you slow down to turn. Seems to me they would be happy your getting out of their way...

** I saw my favorite bump sticker today it says- FREEDOM is not free.

** If life was fair--- would we all be bored ( I think we would )

The things I learned today-
I need new windshield whippers :(
The puppy likes eating cardboard boxes
The same puppy likes chewing on my cable (coax cord) :( :(

Dream a dream of goodness
Think a thought of love
Strive for something you need
Thank the man above


Have an awesome night.................

A head full of thoughts 2-16-09

The Beauty

In your eyes and ears

In your smiles and fears

The way you walk step by step

The way children run and leap

Each strand of colorful hair

Each person who has ever cared

Dreams of love and success

Every little silly mess

Tiny little threads

The water we drink and tread

Our skin all so different

Those who never believed I cant

The sky with clouds and rainbows

Each plant and how each one grows

The lines we stand in with friends

Strangers and all our kins

Every little child's smile and giggle

That make us in happiness wiggle

The beauty of God is everywhere

All over you and me

On every little object we see

All that will ever be

Is purely Gods beauty.

Tm 2-16-09





What is this



What can this be

A day of nothingness

I feel so utterly free

Dogs sleeping in their laziness

Children playing their games

I could do so many things

Read a book or draw in my sketch book

Take a long bath and relax

To look around I see so many more things

The things I need to catch up on

Laundry, Dishes, my calender or the photo albums

So much life to live

Very little time to give

Try not to let life stress me

I think I will ignore the obvious

Sit here and watch the kids

Soon enough them I will miss

Dishes can be loaded later

Laundry will eventually get done

I can soak another time

Its moments like this that are so nice

Time for nothingness

Enjoying life, family and more

Tomorrow will be a busy day

Filled with running and work

These lazy days are so few

I'll take all I can get

Just the day for fun

Tm 2-16-09

I love to make list - here is one -

Why we should go outside more:

Tm-2/09

• To get away from TV ( good release when they cancel your favorite show or show the same rerun 3 times in a row)
• To get away from the computer ( really nice when you lag while PKing and lose everything)
• To get away from email (Great when that chain letter freezes your computer up and tells you to send to 7 ppl in 7 minutes)
• Get away from the phone - ( good excuse for avoiding people you don't want to talk to)
• Fresh air (I smoke and I enjoy polluting the FRESH air)
• Nature - all of the flowers (we can pick and trash we can drop as we go along).
• Animals the cute little bugs (we can walk all over and the ants that climb on us).
• The sunshine- (Don't forget to put on your chemicals to stop the sun from touching you)
• The breezes rustling the leaves and blowing the flowers. ( spreading my smoke to your yard)
• The neighbors yard ( the place we sling dog poo and throw our extra trash)
• The neighbors (if you stand in that certain place you can see through their house, and get decorating ideas for your home)
• Exercise ( something you tell the kids to do, often watch the neighbors do and make list to do)
• Trees a nice place to sit and read ( or nap and collect the ants that crawl on you and maybe get some bird poo)
• Streams and creeks- great place to sit and reflect ( on why your not exercising and who threw all the trash in the water)
• Washing the car ( this is good for making rain and birds come)
• The night sky (very nice for lovers, stalkers and thieves)
• Walk your dogs (This dog poo out of YOUR yard)
• Walk the kids ( makes you tired and them hyper)
• Take a nice walk ( YES this counts as exercise)
• Get creative - paint and draw ( I count this as exercise also because you have to take everything out there first and chase the stuff that blows away)
• Plant flowers (The dogs/kids get confused when you dig then yell at them for doing the same)
• Yard work (someone has to do it, compete with the neighbors)
• To Save yourself / family ( when the house is on fire)

LOL- No not a very serious list I hope you enjoyed :)

Old jokes ~~~That I like:
Computer Business (G)

Joke Submitted By: Anonymous

Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:

"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"


"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.


"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"


"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"


"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power outage."

"A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." _________________________________________________________

Computers - Male or Female? (?)

Joke Submitted By: Anonymous

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!").

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males)announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:



Five reasons to believe computers are female:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


However, another group of computer scientists (all female)think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

Thank you for read as always I appreciate your time

Tm

A little short story

This is a part of one of my books sooo PLEASE comment - Still debating whether I should ever publish or not :s .

Dazed in her everyday life, Liz wondered if she would ever make it in to the NY for work. First the flat tire that DJ her boyfriend had to get right back out of bed to change, after working all night. Then she couldn't find her keys and now shes stuck in longest line she has ever seen in the bank.

"hey, LADY" a voice bounded into her thoughts. Liz turned around to see a gruff looking man pointing at her. "You dropped your papers" he told her. OH! Thank you she said as she bent down to pick them up. Just as her hand touched the paper several loud sounds echo through the bank.

Liz fell forward not sure what she had heard. Looking around she saw several people laying on the floor. She look to see where the man, that had told her about her papers was, there was no one that even resembled him near her. She looked at the papers she had picked up, they were just blank deposit forms.

A few minutes later the police swarmed all over the place. They kept asking Liz what she had seen, and she repeated her story over and over until they appeared satisfied that she was telling them the truth. Hours later she finally stood alone, in shock over the evens. She called DJ, but he did not answer, she left a message for him telling him she was on her way home.

Sitting in her car Liz rethought everything that had happened. She wondered why the man told her she had dropped. Why had she lived when everyone else there died. She wanted to cry, feeling so confused about the entire episode. Two thoughts kept popping into her mind as she drove toward her home. Why had she lived and what happened to the man she spoke to.

When she arrived at home DJ was just waking up. Liz told him about everything that had happened. He explained that he thought it was just luck and she shouldn't give any of it a second thought. They did get to spend some time together, which is a rare thing for Liz. She and DJ never get time together during the week. When it was time for DJ to go to work, he hugged Liz and told her to call him if she needed him.

Liz sat alone for a while until she began over thinking the days events.

At 1 am she decided to run up to the corner store to pick up some camels for DJ and juice for the morning. Reaching to start her car she saw something move on the passenger side. She went ahead and cranked the car and drove to the store. She bought the cigarettes, juice and a few more things she found to make breakfast for DJ. Loading the bags in the car she again thought she saw someone in her parietal vision. Its all in your head she said out loud to herself.

Turning out of the store a horn blew, she looked to the right just as an huge eighteen wheeler truck plowed into her car. It mangled the small Honda that she was driving, crushing it into itself. When Liz come to there was no one around. She pushed and pushed until she open her drivers door. Climbing out she looked over her body to see if she was hurt. She looked up and down the road there where no cars anywhere.

Do you need some help a guy yelled from the store parking lot. She stood there just staring at him for a few seconds. He walked down to where she was standing in the road. What the H**l did you do to that car!! he asked. I..I don't know... Where am I Liz asked him. He answered your standing on US 64 in South Carolina. He pried the car door open and pulled out a bag. I guess these are yours he said handing her a pack of cigarettes. I guess so she said as she opened the pack and pulled one out. By the way my name is Chris the guy informed her as he lit her cigarette. Nice to meet you Liz replied "my name is Deb, Debra actually"

More to come later....

Today

Time Has Come

Time has come once again

That time I love so much

Winter hid from me today

I was able to feel the suns warm touch

I love this weather so much

The trees are all still bare

Birds chirp with a springy flair

I got to play outside with the dogs

Jumping like we were silly frogs

The grass is still all beige and dead

I see flowers poking out their little green head

Wonderful signs of whats ahead.

Spring is just around the bend

I can not wait until the days grow longer

Watching the flowers grow stronger

Summer is just around the corner

I enjoy my seasons warmer

I know it will be cold next week

Though I have enjoyed this peek

I know the cold will return

This is of little concern.

Tm 2-9-09

The Cleaning of Warmth

Why is it the first sign of spring

We all want to clean and organize

I think to everyone this applies

I cleaned off the carport

Just enough to get my car in there

Then I was so proud

I spoke out loud

What to do next

Doing something that really perplexed

In my total bliss

Nothing did I miss

Starting in the kitchen

no I haven't seen that cake you were eating

I throw away all the trash

Even a few things that weren't

I rearranged the living room

In my moving zoom

Washed all the clothes

I hit my head and banged my toes

Now here I sit in a dazed

My kids are now amazed

The weather says another sunny day tomorrow

I wonder if I'll have time to wash the windows

TM 02-09-09

Yesterday was a busy day. The sun was out and the warmth called out to me. Just last week it was 17 degrees here. The dogs and I took full advantage of the weather change. I did clean ... a lot, which I needed to do.
I did get to just sit and observe the weather, animals and the people around. They were all busy, cleaning and playing. It's as if the warm weather called them into duty. Usually you hardly see people out in this neighborhood. I always say " you know spring is coming when my brother washes his car 2 weeks in a row." Silly but its true.

I hope that you have a sunny, happy day.. heck have a sunny week :) Tell' em I said so. LOL

Thanks for reading !!!!

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